POLE-SITTING EVENTS THROUGHOUT THE WORLD!
SIT DOWN and HAVE FEAR!
HOW TO DO IT:
Take a pole (of wood or stone) at least 6 foot high!
Sit on your pole or other object for 24 hours!
Or set up a
pole-sitting competition! He who lasts at the top the longest shall
become a SAINT of the CHURCH of FEAR.
Make a record
of your pole-sitting in WORD, IMAGE and SOUND and send it to the
CHURCH of FEAR at:
We pave the
way to the holiest of holies.